Tag: funny
group name: oldhippiescorner
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November 20, 2008 08:57 AM EST --
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm . . .
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October 08, 2008 11:56 AM EDT --
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you . . .
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June 24, 2007 11:32 AM EDT --
Now and then e-mail gets stagnant, then someone sends you one like this -
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I hate it when people forward bogus . . .
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April 22, 2007 11:08 AM EDT --
Non-news decided to get famed girl detective, Nancy Drew, on the case for this one, folks. Shades of Jimmy Hoffa. Think Lacy Peterson, but without ever finding the body in the bay.
For months now, some . . .
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February 20, 2007 11:43 AM EST --
To: Non-News Correspondents
From: Fearless Non-Leader
RE: Gather Non-News by Non-Correspondent Icon Changed
Due to the fact that This Non-Correspondent has received Official Gather . . .
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November 11, 2007 05:00 AM EST --
What's the weirdest job you've ever had? Tell us about the job or a weird, wacky or wild experience you've had on any job.
My weirdest job was one I took out of a desparate . . .
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November 29, 2006 10:55 PM EST --
They were the best of times, they were the worst of times (whoops, I think I may have stolen that line).
My very worst nightmare come true at a party. As my friends and I were getting ready . . .
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October 20, 2006 04:06 AM EDT --
A friend of mine was a Preacher of a church while his wife was a Registered Nurse. They had a small son and were continually trying to teach him the ways of the church as well as the art of cleanliness. . . .
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February 17, 2007 10:05 AM EST --
Gather Non-News for Non-Correspondents, the-break out non-news network, is only a few days old, but already has attracted a lot of attention. Afficionados of non-news and non-correspondents who . . .
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December 09, 2006 11:54 AM EST --
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. . . .
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September 17, 2006 07:24 AM EDT --
17. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two on You
14. If . . .
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July 27, 2006 10:45 AM EDT --
Sometimes, as I wander this mortal coil, I ponder the mysteries of life, contemplate the nature of the universe, and, occasionally, come up with an insight.
For example: behold my latest epiphany
When . . .
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September 24, 2006 04:44 AM EDT --
This happened just outside of Breaux Bridge, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, believe me, it's real.
An out-of-state traveler, we'll . . .
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January 06, 2007 11:32 AM EST --
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at . . .
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October 01, 2006 01:46 PM EDT --
I had long, luxurious hair- so what was I doing?
Walking into a hair show in Los Angeles, down the plank, into a wasp's nest of shears eager to get busy - that's what.
It was the '70's . . .
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July 09, 2007 07:35 AM EDT --
This is one of my favorite subjects because a lot of these family treasures do work. Some are really way out there and some are funny. Here is a favorite of mine. My family used to get together years ago . . .
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December 06, 2006 06:53 PM EST --
My dear friends,
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you
all as gifts. Please let . . .
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September 20, 2006 05:28 AM EDT --
Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the . . .
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November 21, 2006 12:48 PM EST --
(Three words of caution: tongue in cheek!)
Girls, this is a fairy tale with a cautionary moral. Listen carefully, and learn from my mistakes. Don't fall for the first bald guy you meet!
When I first . . .
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September 27, 2006 11:45 AM EDT --
Caption this:
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